Exploring AI writing – Blackadder meets the office, car haiku and discussing the Metaverse

My social feeds were getting full of people trying out a version of the GPT3 AI for text by OpenAI on https://chat.openai.com/chat so I thought I would have a look at it. It is as amazing as the AI art generation, not a sentient being but a tool that when asked the write questions gives interesting answers.

Whilst essay style responses are interesting I asked it a rather odd question with a style slant towards it and this is what I got. Not hilariously funny, but just consider that the characters are as you would expect them to be. There is a sense of trying to get out of doing something, then getting caught out and sent back to the beginning.

Write a Blackadder sketch set in a 20th century office environment”

Blackadder: (sitting at his desk, staring at a stack of papers) Baldrick, I’m drowning in paperwork.

Baldrick: (leaning against the doorframe) Yes, sir.

Blackadder: (sighing) It seems like no matter how much I do, there’s always more to do. And on top of that, the boss is breathing down my neck.

Baldrick: (nodding) Yes, sir.

Blackadder: (slamming his fist on the desk) I need a break, Baldrick. I need to get out of this office and do something fun for a change.

Baldrick: (smirking) I’ve got just the thing, sir. How about we play a game of darts?

Blackadder: (raising an eyebrow) Darts? In the office? Are you mad, Baldrick?

Baldrick: (shrugging) Why not, sir? It’ll be a nice change of pace, and it’ll take your mind off all this paperwork.

Blackadder: (considering) Hmm, I suppose you have a point. But we’ll have to be careful not to break anything.

Baldrick: (grinning) Don’t worry, sir. I’ll go get the darts.

(Baldrick exits the room and returns a moment later with a dartboard and a set of darts)

Blackadder: (picking up a dart) Alright, Baldrick. Let’s see who the better marksman is.

(They start playing darts, with Blackadder proving to be the better player)

Blackadder: (throwing a dart and hitting the bullseye) Ha! Another bullseye, Baldrick. You’ll have to try harder than that if you want to beat me.

Baldrick: (throwing a dart and missing the board entirely) Oops, sorry sir.

Blackadder: (rolling his eyes) Never mind, Baldrick. At least we’re having fun.

(Just then, the boss enters the room)

Boss: Blackadder! What is going on in here?

Blackadder: (turning to face the boss) Ah, just taking a break from all the paperwork, sir. Playing a friendly game of darts.

Boss: (scowling) Darts? In the office? This is highly inappropriate, Blackadder. I expect better from you.

Blackadder: (apologetically) My apologies, sir. It won’t happen again.

Boss: (sternly) See that it doesn’t. Now, get back to work, both of you.

(Blackadder and Baldrick sheepishly return to their desks and resume their work, with Blackadder grumbling about the unfairness of it all)

It’s not just long form that this bot can produce I also asked it for something shorter and to the point

“Write a haiku about cars”

Cars speed down the road,

Metal beasts with roaring engines,

Nature takes a backseat.

Next I chose to mix it with some AI image generation (this time using photo leap on the iPhone)

Create a play with two people discussing the Metaverse, one person is positive the other person is negative 

Act I:

Person 1: Have you heard about the Metaverse? It’s this amazing virtual world where anything is possible.

Person 2: Yeah, I’ve heard of it. But it’s just a bunch of hype. It’s never going to happen.

Person 1: Are you kidding me? The technology is already here. It’s just a matter of time before we can all access it.

Person 2: I don’t know. It sounds like a utopia, but I think it’s more likely to become a dystopian nightmare.

Person 1: That’s just fear-mongering. The Metaverse has the potential to revolutionize the way we live and interact with each other.

Act II:

Person 2: But what about the consequences? What happens when people start spending all their time in the virtual world instead of the real one?

Person 1: That’s a valid concern, but I think it’s a risk worth taking. The potential benefits are just too great to ignore.

Person 2: But what about the loss of privacy? In the Metaverse, everything about us will be out in the open for anyone to see.

Person 1: That’s true, but I think the benefits will outweigh the drawbacks. The Metaverse will allow us to connect with people in ways we never thought possible.

Act III:

Person 2: But what about the cost? Creating and maintaining the Metaverse is going to be incredibly expensive.

Person 1: That’s a short-sighted view. The Metaverse has the potential to generate huge amounts of wealth and create countless new jobs.

Person 2: But what about the impact on the environment? The amount of energy needed to power the Metaverse will be enormous.

Person 1: Again, I think the benefits will outweigh the drawbacks. The Metaverse will allow us to explore new frontiers and push the boundaries of what’s possible.

Act IV:

Person 2: I still have my doubts. The Metaverse sounds like a pipe dream to me.

Person 1: That’s okay. Not everyone has to believe in it. But I have faith that the Metaverse is the future, and I’m excited to see where it takes us.

Person 2: I hope you’re right. But I’m still skeptical.

Person 1: That’s okay. Time will tell. In the meantime, I’ll continue to dream of the possibilities the Metaverse holds.

Yet more wonders I did behold when I asked…

“Describe the Metaverse in the style of William Shakespeare”¬†

In the style of William Shakespeare, the Metaverse may be described as a boundless realm of virtual reality, where spirits roam free and digital avatars take on form and substance. It is a world beyond the flesh, where imagination is the only limit and all things are possible. Here, one may forge new identities and explore uncharted territories, unfettered by the constraints of the physical world. In this vast and wondrous domain, the boundaries of time and space are mere illusions, and the possibilities for adventure and discovery are endless. So come, brave travelers, and enter the Metaverse, where you may revel in the boundless wonders of a virtual world, and unleash the full power of your imagination.

Very clever, and this is accelerating very quickly. Certainly something to keep an eye on!

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